FUN WITH PUN by Fasahat Wasty MD Pathologist.
Also see http://wercanadian.wordpress.com/2011/04/09/fun-with-pun-fasahat-wasty/
http://wercanadian.wordpress.com/2011/04/02/fasahat-wasty-md-scientific-publications/
http://wercanadian.wordpress.com/2011/06/21/positive-thinking/
Find the pun and have fun.
Audiologists hear voices
Anethesiologists put people to sleep ….. are they that boring?
Neurologists try to hit a nerve without getting on the nerve
Psychiatrists play mind games ….. for intellectual exercise
Radiologists enjoy working with X-rayted material
Urologists are always concerned about the leak …. they value confidentiality
Cardiac surgeons are passionate towards bleeding hearts
Never tell an Orthopod to go break a leg in the theatre
Cardiologists treat faint hearted with care …. their bills could be scary
Surgeons perform well in a theatre, just dont like spectators
Pathologist see dead people ….. all the time
Psychiatrists like your thoughts, just dont broadcast them
After success of Wikileaks, urologistts are publishing their own secrets in “Takaleaks”.
Psychiatrists like your thoughts, just dont broadcast them
Anatomists dig graves
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Fasahat Wasty MD
1. Alavi MZ, Wasty F, Li Z, Galis ZS, Ismail N, Moore S: Enhanced incorporation of [14C]glucosamine into glycosaminoglycans of aortic neointima of balloon-injured and cholesterol-fed rabbits in vitro. Atherosclerosis 1992;95:59-67
2. Wasty F, Alavi MZ, Li Z, Cianflone K, Sniderman AD, Moore S: In vitro interactions between low density lipoprotein from hyperapobetalipoproteinemic plasma and arterial wall proteoglycans. Can J Cardiol 1992;8:605-610
3. Li Z, Alavi MZ, Wasty F, Galis Z, Moore S: Proteoglycan synthesis by the neointimal smooth muscle cells cultured from rabbit aortic explants following de-endothelialization. Pathobiology 1993;61:89-94
4. Wasty F, Alavi MZ, Moore S: Distribution of glycosaminoglycans in the intima of human aortas: changes in atherosclerosis and diabetes. Diabetologia 1993;36:316-322
5. Ismail N, Wasty F, Moore S, Alavi M: Injury induced alteration in newly synthesized sulfated proteoglycans from rabbit arterial neointima covered by regenerated endothelium. Int J Exp Pathol 1996;78:71-79
6. Goudas VT, Wasty F, Pardanani B, Ying Y: Testosterone-producing solitary ovarian cyst with luteinized stromal-cell hyperplasia. Obstetrics & Gynecology 1996;87:870-872
7. Jones K, Pacella J, Wasty F: Hodgkin’s disease of the esophagus: a literature review. Australas Radiol 2007;51:489-491
Also see http://wercanadian.wordpress.com/2011/04/09/fun-with-pun-fasahat-wasty/
http://wercanadian.wordpress.com/2011/04/02/fasahat-wasty-md-scientific-publications/
http://wercanadian.wordpress.com/2011/06/21/positive-thinking/
Find the pun and have fun.
Audiologists hear voices
Anethesiologists put people to sleep ….. are they that boring?
Neurologists try to hit a nerve without getting on the nerve
Psychiatrists play mind games ….. for intellectual exercise
Radiologists enjoy working with X-rayted material
Urologists are always concerned about the leak …. they value confidentiality
Cardiac surgeons are passionate towards bleeding hearts
Never tell an Orthopod to go break a leg in the theatre
Cardiologists treat faint hearted with care …. their bills could be scary
Surgeons perform well in a theatre, just dont like spectators
Pathologist see dead people ….. all the time
Psychiatrists like your thoughts, just dont broadcast them
After success of Wikileaks, urologistts are publishing their own secrets in “Takaleaks”.
Psychiatrists like your thoughts, just dont broadcast them
Anatomists dig graves
************************************************************
Fasahat Wasty MD
1. Alavi MZ, Wasty F, Li Z, Galis ZS, Ismail N, Moore S: Enhanced incorporation of [14C]glucosamine into glycosaminoglycans of aortic neointima of balloon-injured and cholesterol-fed rabbits in vitro. Atherosclerosis 1992;95:59-67
2. Wasty F, Alavi MZ, Li Z, Cianflone K, Sniderman AD, Moore S: In vitro interactions between low density lipoprotein from hyperapobetalipoproteinemic plasma and arterial wall proteoglycans. Can J Cardiol 1992;8:605-610
3. Li Z, Alavi MZ, Wasty F, Galis Z, Moore S: Proteoglycan synthesis by the neointimal smooth muscle cells cultured from rabbit aortic explants following de-endothelialization. Pathobiology 1993;61:89-94
4. Wasty F, Alavi MZ, Moore S: Distribution of glycosaminoglycans in the intima of human aortas: changes in atherosclerosis and diabetes. Diabetologia 1993;36:316-322
5. Ismail N, Wasty F, Moore S, Alavi M: Injury induced alteration in newly synthesized sulfated proteoglycans from rabbit arterial neointima covered by regenerated endothelium. Int J Exp Pathol 1996;78:71-79
6. Goudas VT, Wasty F, Pardanani B, Ying Y: Testosterone-producing solitary ovarian cyst with luteinized stromal-cell hyperplasia. Obstetrics & Gynecology 1996;87:870-872
7. Jones K, Pacella J, Wasty F: Hodgkin’s disease of the esophagus: a literature review. Australas Radiol 2007;51:489-491
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